24-12-2021, 01:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 24-12-2021, 01:59 PM by crafters_corner.)
(24-12-2021, 12:09 PM)Rumpelteazer Wrote: If you said that to me I would unfriend you too. That is if we were ever friends.You would not. You'd want me sitting on your knee and whispering in your ear, what I really want for Christmas.
(24-12-2021, 01:34 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: No doubt he would have been if such a thing was happening. But instead, he gets a tutu wearing senior cit with lascivious intentions hurling abuse at him, poor man.I'd give Santa some of my special Double Creme Betweens.
You might've at least offered him a bikkie or two...
Timtams for instance.
That'll get him moving over the ice quicker, to deliver my 'presents'.
I'm secretly hoping that he will buy me "50 Ways To Eat Cock - Healthy Chicken Recipes With Balls"
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".