Gift of the Moggie

[an amniote]

I do sometimes wonder if my feline is really part canine. Until yesterday he'd hardly left my side since Xmas day. I think he's gone back to work now as I haven't seen him since 4:30 am.

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Mine is more advanced up the dominance scale than yours. She comes to my chair, sits on the arm and yells at me till I get up and feed her. Then she has two mouthfuls, twitches, and leaves.

I put her dish in the fridge. Half an hour later she reappears, more yelling, more feeding, more twitching, more leaving.

And this is what she calls 'being a companion'.

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Mine is more advanced up the dominance scale than yours. She comes to my chair, sits on the arm and yells at me till I get up and feed her. Then she has two mouthfuls, twitches, and leaves.

I put her dish in the fridge. Half an hour later she reappears, more yelling, more feeding, more twitching, more leaving.

And this is what she calls 'being a companion'.

That's a lovely bed you've given her. Where do you sleep? - or are you forbidden to?