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Beefsteaks? In! |
Posted by: Oh_hunnihunni - 01-11-2021, 12:15 PM - Forum: Gardening & DIY
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I was given two good beefsteak seedlings at the weekend so have dug a nice deep hole for each, replaced the earth with milk powder laced compost embellished with slow release pellets, stirred it around and then redug a nice deep spot for the babies and popped them in. The soft warm soil is heed well up around the stems and they have carrots tp keep them company, so they should be very happy in that sunny spot.
When I do the next grocery run I shall get myself a pot of basil plants and do a couple of cuttings to help the tomatoes along. Now all I need is the cuke seeds to germinate - fingers crossed...
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Pro vs anti |
Posted by: windytoves - 31-10-2021, 11:18 AM - Forum: Covid-19
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I fail to see how being unvaccinated is any more of a risk than being vaccinated. From what I can tell being vaccinated is supposed to be more likely to keep you out of hospital, however it does not stop you from catching it and it does not stop you from spreading it So why all the hoo-ha about unvaccinated people being denied access to areas that vaccinated people can go to? Surely the risk is the same. The current Chch cases are such an example - 2 people who have been double jabbed first testing negative then testing positive days later but in meantime wandering around and spreading it.
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Just admit it, FARTS are funny. |
Posted by: crafters_corner - 29-10-2021, 11:14 AM - Forum: General Discussion
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- Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
Because they didn’t have any Windows.
- Farts are like children.
You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.
- Do you know what’s scary?
Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.
- I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
Unfortunately, I let one rip.
- What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
A noble gas.
- I just rang the Incontinence Hotline.
The woman said, “Can you hold, please?”
- I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.
It must have been bad — we’re flight attendants.
- My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
So I farted under the sheets.
- I didn’t fart in front of my partner until we got married.
Her family wasn’t too impressed.
- An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night, when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
- A fart is like success.
It only bothers you when it’s not your own.
- If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
- Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?
She fell in love with a fart.
I 'feel' a new money making venture....the first in NZ perhaps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjwKAQxSyMQ
Drunk walks in a bar and says, "I'll fart the Star Spangle Banner for two beers." Bartender says, "Go for it!" Drunk climbs on the bar, people gather round. The drunk then drops his pants, gets on all fours and proceeds to sh*t all over the bar. "Wait a minute," the bartender says, "What in the hell did you do that for?" Without missing a beat the drunk replies, "Hey, even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before performing!
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